Planet Of Pants’s Lowell’s Ladder Lyrics

My frog is some seven years old He got that way cuz his skin is so cold

Ain’t got no graveyard to rest his fool bones He’s got a muddy ol’ fishtank， when he croaks he’s all alone

He’s all seasick， couldn’t get much sadder Headed out West cuz he’s climbin’ on up Lowell’s ladder

Climbin’ on up Lowell’s ladder It’s a long way down

My friends think that two-percent is better They say it’s the diference between Prince and Eddie Vedder

Chia Pet heads up late night chatter Think they’re worried ‘bout climbing on up Lowell’s Ladder

Climbing on up Lowell’s ladder It’s a long way down

Tell you what I mean to say You shit shined troglodyte I got bad tooth decay

Wrecked my car just for the money Took my dividend to buy myself some honey

I shot my foot and said it didn’t matter I’m just concerned about climbin’ on up Lowell’s ladder

Climbin’ on up Lowell’s ladder It’s a long way down